Then I popped the end off the hose, and started sucking up spiders from the closet ceiling. I sent at least a dozen creepy crawlers off to a whirring, vacuous death.
Then I sprayed half a can of Raid into the closet. The bedroom is pretty much uninhabitable now, at least until the fumes clear.
Now I just need some drapes or blinds or something, then I can move in. Then I get the start the whole thing over again with another bedroom.