Smart Balance peanut butter is probably one of the most disgusting foods I think I have ever seen.   The only thing that could possibly make it worse is reduced sugar strawberry preserves.  The peanut butter looks like dog sick, while the preserves look like bloody dog sick.

Ugh, this sandwich is making me ill just looking at it.   As I place the two halves together, I feel like it's going to attain critical mass and detonate.

Glad it's not my lunch.