December 5th, 2005

Homer Strangling Bart

I'm a bad little boy

Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

In April I broke rikoshi's X-Box (-12 points). Last Thursday I stole paladin_leopard's purse (-30 points). Last Monday I committed genocide... Sorry about that, shy_matsi (-5000 points). In October I ate my brussel sprouts (1 points). Last Saturday I punched athalon in the arm (-10 points).

Overall, I've been naughty (-5051 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal!

Sincerely,
captpackrat

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