May 5th, 2007

Sim Billy on Fire



There's a tiny hole in the screen in the living room.

The windows are open.

My bedroom is directly off the living room.

My door is open.

My light is on.

My shirt is off.

I've got five million moth and mosquito terrorists making suicide runs at me every 10 seconds.


I've sprayed myself down with OFF, turned as many lights off in my room as I can (but I still need a light to see my keyboard, and the monitor is pretty bright too), and turned the light on in the living room hoping to lure them away, but one of the bugs still dive bombs me every couple minutes.   *flail*