I really wish supermarkets would use abreviations that make sense on their receipts. It took me forever to figure out what "18CTGRAALARG" was. I didn't remember buying any Graalarg. It turned out to be "18 count Grade AA Large (eggs). Why not just say freaking "EGGS"?
There's also one straight out of the Simpsons, "CAR WHOLE". I think that was supposed to be Car(rots), Whole.
Wal*Mart and Sam's Club have the worst receipts ever.
I got a bit of a chuckle at the Try 'N Save Bag 'N Save today as the register rang up "NAKED MIGHTY MAN".