I'm in the middle of reading The First Book of Lapism (an excellent book, BTW, one I highly recommend) and I could so totally see myself becoming a Lapist. Too bad such a religion doesn't actually exist, I think it would make the world a better place.
The book (which is actually 4 separate stories) is available online (but if you like it, buy the book and support the author):
In the Beginning
Prodigal Son (not in the book)