What message would you put into a fortune cookie?
You can add "...in bed" to the end of every fortune cookie fortune... except this one.
My grandfather in uniform. I can't see any rank insignia, so he's probably a Private, which would have been 1946 or 47, I think. This…
Doesn't seem to be bobbing along. That's a wheel from a car, embedded in a tree. The donkey likes to go walkies with me. My…
And just like that, I'm fired. "Not a good fit." I finished every single ticket I was given, and everyone seemed to be happy with my…