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Why was a banana plush just lying on the side of the road?
I also saw this teddy bear just lying in the woods.
Ooh, a head box! Those are chock full of... heady goodness!
Simply unique, indeed. It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas. At least at Costco. You're hired! You're fired!…
So, for my convenience, instead of putting the package outside the gate, or even, heaven forbid, getting out of his car, walking 2 feet to the…
Bike chain fail. If you're going to chain your bike to something useless like this ashtray, at least run the chain through the wheels so someone…