1. Flown a Super DC-3.
2. Climbed upwards through a middle of a Giant Sequoia.
3. Masturbated in a church. On Sunday morning.
4. Ridden the Autopia at Disneyland 10 times in a row.
5. Ridden in the wheelhouse of the steamboat Mark Twain at Disneyland.
6. Visited every mall in San Diego, Orange, Riverside, and southern Los Angeles counties.
7. Ran a major chain computer store in a major metropolitan area all by myself with no other employees. For several months.
8. Played handbells in junior high and high school.
9. Held the world record high score for a time in the video game Joust.
10. Logged onto FurryMUCK from a moving train.